Saturday, October 13, 2007

But I Don't Wanna Be Gummy Bears

Gummy Bears
You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute.

I visited my new blog friend this morning and I found this cute little test. Little did I know the havoc it would wreak on my morning, hello!

I'm sorry, I just don't see myself as a gummy bear. I'm mean, yeah, I guess I could be called "darn cute" (oh puhleeze!) and I'm most definitely smooshie, BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING CHOCOLATE!!!

Do y'all hear me? I was supposed to be something C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E!

And unnatural? What, for the love of pete, is that supposed to mean?

I believe this leaves me with no other option, but to self-medicate.


I think I will now take my "smooshie" self straight down to Starbucks and order a Tall, Non-fat Cinnamon Dolce Latte WITH real whipped cream! There ain't nothing unnatural about that now, is there?

But really now. I'm not bitter.


Leanne said...

that's halarious...I swear I didn't "fix" my answers. I find starbucks, diet coke, and chocolate to be the answer to all of life's dilemma's...big and small. Prayer helps, too, of course... but thankfully, God has provided other tangible sources of comfort!

mindi said...

I am right with ya regarding chocolate. As much as I eat, I should be MADE of that stuff!
Oh, and now you have me craving starbucks. I'll be heading there before church tomorrow!!

Shelly said...

Just figure out the candy you want to be & answer accordingly. It's so easy to fix those personality tests anyway.

Jedi Miller said...

I'm a snickers... AM I a snickers cause I wanted to be or is because I am???

it told me that I'm full of satisfaction... I'd rather be a gummi bear, they have class and style.