Evil Thoughts of a Four Year Old

So we were at Wednesday night bible study at church tonight when Liver Pie, as usual, begins doing the Pee Pee dance in the pew. Unlike the Happy Dance I've reffered to recently, the Pee Pee dance involves much more serious movement. It also involves some serious consequences if not handled quickly. So off we go to the restroom.

I let her do her business first and then tell her to wash her hands while I...ahem...do my business. Hey, I'm there, why not. I threaten her life not to leave the restroom without me and she assures me she will wait. I hear her walk towards the door to the restroom and then I hear her begin to laugh. Not a normal laugh mind you, but a sinister laugh. A laugh of one who possesses a dark gift. Nervously shifting on my "seat" I ask her what she is doing.

She replies while laughing maniacally, "I'm going to turn out the lights and listen while you scream like a girl!". No joke. She said those very words.

I threatened her very existence and thankfully she had sense enough to NOT turn off the lights. But when you think about it, she had me and she had me good. There would have been nothing I could have done given the situation. She is a warped little thinker that Liver Pie. She is SO like her father!