For those of you NOT keeping track...it's been nearly a week since I last posted.
So what's changed? Nothing really.
-Still pregnant, as evidenced by my protruding belly.
-Still have a
-Still have more messy rooms in the house than clean ones. Okay, so maybe there are NO actual clean rooms in this house, but who's counting?
-Still trying to scrub unknown sticky substance off of kitchen table. However, said substance could quite possibly be the only thing holding the table together. I'm just sayin'.
-Still trying to convince the 100 lb. beast of a dog to NOT eat the children's toys outside. Wishful thinking.
-Still wishing Ed McMahon would show up at my door with some balloons and a large check. Does he still do that?
-Still desiring large quantities of DingDongs to cope. Don't tell my midwife. I didn't say eating, I said desiring...big difference....but still, don't tell her.
And what's new?
-The children have apparently dropped some sort of sticky substance, liken to that which is upon the kitchen table, into the computer keyboard, making it very difficult to push the "k" key and "m" key. So please refrain from asking me to spell words like monkey, marker or kimono.....it's not pleasant.
Still taking a small bloggy sabbatical, just checking in to let you all know I'm still here. The creative juices are still dry as a bone and my brain is ball of mush liken to the Cream of Wheat I ate as a child, but y'all will be the first to know when they are functioning properly again.
Now, off to find the DingDongs.