1. Is it possible to throw up in a Whataburger bag while driving down the freeway at 60 mph?
2. Does it make me a bad mother that I sometimes let the baby eat leftover peas off the kitchen floor? And carrots?
3. If after 4 girls in a row, we finally get another son, will I be tempted to put a hair bow in his hair just out of curiosity?
4. If I do have a son and attempt #3, will my husband go totally nuts all over my sorry tail?
5. Is it bad manners to smack strangers who say to my baby girl, " Hey, big guy"?
6. If what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, then why am I still such a baby when it comes to morning sickness?
7. Will the couch have a permanent indentation of my body after this baby is born?
8. Did Claire actually die on LOST, or what?
9. Is it right to
10. Can I really have ALL of my Christmas shopping done before this baby's due date of December 10th?
11. Could this baby actually be a boy?
Just the thoughts of a crazy, nauseated pregnant woman. So, what have y'all been pondering these days?
7 comments:
1. If you find out, please keep it to yourself.
2. Baby, no. Husband, yes.
3. Uh, no.
4. Uh, yes.
5. I refrained myself, but you're right, I should have smacked her.
6. Give it time, it may kill you yet.
7. Perhaps, but then I'll work on having my indention in there.
8. Who cares?
9. It's not just right, it's our duty.
10. No. You will join me on the dark side as we begin our shopping on the 23rd.
11. Please, oh please yes. I'm drowning in the estrogen ocean.
Just the thoughts of the crazed husband of a pregnant woman.
Regarding #8, there are so many more questions to add to it. But we will just have to ponder those later! :)
You are hilarious, Michelle. I am praying that your morning sickness will be over, quickly.I totally agree about sending the little ones outside.Why do they act like it is pure torture to have to play outside? We must be terribly mean parents.lol Blessings!
Why does my metabolism hate me?
That's what I'd like to know.
You are one funny lady Michelle! I was going to go through and answer your questions, but then I saw your husband already did. And he's WAY funnier than I am :)
Here's to hoping you are feeling nauseas-free enough to get up off the couch really soon!
-Andrea
Ditto--I had even written out my answers on a little bit piece of paper and I had found a working pen and everything----
Love your blog, done the preggers thing numerous times as well--take care of yourself and hope the morning sickness improves SOON!
Awww - i hope you feel better soon!!
And number 5 - smack away!!
I just hafta say...that's prolly the ONLY thing a Whataburger bag is good for....jus' sayin'....
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