Monday, April 21, 2008

Gotta Love Keyword Analysis

Statcounter is the site I use to keep up with the stats on my blog. I've used Statcounter from the beginning and while I don't feel the need to check it umpteen thousand times a day any more, I still enjoy going to it every so often to see where I am in the area of readership.

By the way, there are a lot more readers than there are commentors. And all I have to say about that is, "Come out from hiding you big chickens!!". I really do enjoy a good comment. I'm just sayin'.

Anyway, I was perusing the Keyword Analysis tonight. For those of you who don't know (and for those of you that do know and just don't care) Keyword Analysis is the words folks may type into a random search engine that bring them to your blog. Sometimes, these things make me chuckle greatly. Sometimes they make me snort loudly. Tonight was one of those nights.

Here is some examples:

Num Perc.Search Term

316.67%monks wife blogspot - this one is obvious enough, eh?

211.11%fat wife - why yes, yes I am a fat wife.

15.56%monk's real wife - his real wife? he has another wife? I'd like to know where!

15.56%husband forces enema into wife - Oh my word. That one nearly made me wet my pants laughing and then it just left me speechless. And for the record, Monk has never forced an enema on me. Thankfully. I'm sure you will all rest easy now knowing this little factoid.

That's all I got, people. It's ugly, ain't it?


TheMadMonk said...

Please don't go planting ideas into my head.

Lizardbreath said...

Oh the visions dancing through my head...

mindi said...

That last one was hilarious!!! Too funny!