A discussion took place last night after church between Sis and The Mad Monk. They were discussing the asp that The Mad Monk discovered on Saturday while moving our wood pile further away from our house. It went something like this:
SIS: What's an asp?
TMM: It's like a caterpillar except they can sting you.
SIS: (horrified expression)
TMM: I remember picking one up as a kid and all I remember is that it hurt.
SIS: Did you die?